Funny new driver jokes

Driver: "I'm guessing you think I was drunk driving." Officer: "Tell you what, my shift is ending so if you can spell the alphabet backwards, I'll let you go." Driver: (very quickly) "ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA." Officer: "Wow, I couldn't do . Driver: *freezes at this unexpected turn of events* Gunman: *In a louder voice* "Do it" Driver: "Please don't shoot. I'll do whatever you ask" Driver proceeds to step out of the car and take his pants off. Gunman: "Now start masturbating or I'll put a bullet in your head" read more. New funny categories: Perspective jokes and Cat jokes Some annoying cold caller was trying to sell me a luxury coffin. I could only say, “Dude, that is the last thing I’ll need.”.

The driver wants to switch lanes and tells the passenger: Can you look if there any car is coming The passenger turns and looks back and says: No there's no car coming. Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them. Driver turns to passenger and screams: YOU SAID THERE WAS NO CAR!!!. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.". Following is our collection of funny Drivers www.doorway.ru are some drivers racecar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out www.doorway.ru your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.

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